$ 0 0 READ MORE:Daily Intelligencer Main »Business | MediaPolitics | Parties THURSDAY, AUGUST 8, 2013Recently on Daily Intelligencer:Breaking NewsIs This the Most Boring Headline of All Time?Not this one.Stand Clear of the Closing DoorsSubway Musician Gets a Little Too FriskyWhat would you do if a guy tried to kiss you?The CircusFrank Rich on the National Circus: Bezos Didn’t Buy the Post for VanityHard to believe?Stand Clear of the Closing DoorsSubway Misspellings Are EverywhereAt least it was a hard word this time.Matt McgorryOITNB Star Matt McGorry Would Have ‘Scooped Up’ the Subway SharkAlso: "I saw someone vomit in a purse once and then get hit on by a guy."Ramarley GrahamNYPD Cop Won’t Be Charged for Shooting Unarmed Teen After All, As UsualA grand jury decided not to indict the officer who killed Ramarley Graham.Stand Clear of the Closing DoorsA Lady Gave Birth in Penn Station Yesterday, and It Was Reportedly AwesomeAccording to an MTA police officer. The National InterestConservative Historian Has Interesting IdeasIdeas you won't learn from reading about history.ChinaChinese Media Still Has Not Learned That Andy Borowitz Writes Fake NewsMultiple outlets report that Jeff Bezos bought the Washington Post thanks to an errant click. Lawrence Odonnell‘Angry Grandpa’ Lawrence O’Donnell Yelled at Julia Ioffe for Attempting Nuance on Cable NewsThe MSNBC host "O'Reilly'd" the journalist over Snowden and Russia.The Racie For GracieMeet Jack Hidary, New York’s Dot-Com Mayoral CandidateWe speak with the man who wants to make New York City work like a start-up.Spy GamesNSA Collects Data ‘About’ Foreign Targets, Not Just Direct CommunicationTheir search is broader than previously thought.Andrew CuomoCuomo Hires Amanda Knox’s Memoirist for His Own BookSlightly different.Bill De BlasioDe Blasio Gets Endorsement From His Teenage SonBacking Weiner would've been awkward.Stop and FriskPast Stop-and-Frisks to Stay in the PastEven if they resulted in a citation.